Through the course of time it becomes a necessary hazard to relieve stress and and provide comic relief. This site is dedicated to that effort of extreme humiliation. When there is nowhere to turn to legally justify a physical rebuttal, nerds turn to the net for relief.
      My character's name is underwearskid mark. Like a pair of sweat and poo stained BVD's it will always be there in the corner of your legs waiting for you to drop your pants and expose the UnderwearSkid Mark. A foul odor rolls in like a London fog. Your eyes water and tear up as you hold your breath in hopes that this demon will depart. Not until you get a fresh pair will this disgusting evil be vanquished. Underwear Skid Mark travels with it's companion Jenn-etic Failure. Mark and Jen together consume an extravagant amount of drugs to cope with his odor and her failure.  This underwearskid mark is smeared across Fontana ca and the Southridge community. Believing itself to be more than mere mortal Skid Mark strives daily to clean up it's mess. No one person or legion of people could clean this dirty beast. It's no wonder Jen-etic  failure provides no oral copulation to Skid Mark. Being in it's very presence would be so overwhelming, it would be easier to be ejected into the vacuum of outer space and have every organ explode out of your face.
       Let's not forget this Skid Mark knows kung foo!
Excreting this skill into Jen-etic failure would be too much to ask. It is a blessing to humanity that Jen-etic Failure will remain barren to never shed future offspring in the form of an underwear skid mark. It's Salter-ection being much too small for the task, underwear skid mark uses his karate chop action to produce a meager  leaky stub. See here were the skid mark shows off his Ninja pose.   

 

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Underwear Skid Mark in Ninja Pose
It' salter ribly horrible story if I do say so myself. You get genuine skid mark from releasing a fart that contains fecal particles. These can slip past the most experienced flatulator. Some disregard their bowls hesitance to release the solid mater and proceed to expel the noxious gas anyway. The form of a skid mark is a narrow streak that is parallel with the crevice of the buttox. This line is formed from the sweeping up and down motion of the underwear created from walking of running after a wet backfire.  An easy way to obtain such a mark would be to consume a considerable amount of liquids (sodas, juice, etc.) with in a short period of time. Diarrhea is a major contributing factor to skid marks. To fart during an episode of diarrhea is asking for a skid mark. Some find breaking wind a form of entertainment. Karma claims her victims with a notorious skid mark. 
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Skid Mark detests Jen-etic failure and is often caught flirting with the neighbors. His smile lures them in, his fat roll and foul odor repel them instantly. 
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At least this Skid Mark realizes his impact on the environment. This image depicts his constant urge to sweep the dross it drops in an effort to reclaim any amount of respect from the repulsed neighbors.